Twice I’ve been attacked by a pigeon by now. Sure, people will tell you it’s because of the reflection in the window and birds think it’s just open space but I imagine those pigeons are after my life. And really, wouldn’t you if you were in their stead? No one in a city seems to like them. Sure, they’re disease-ridden vermin, but they don’t like that any more than we do. So next time you see a pigeon feeding, don’t try to kick it, alright?

By the way, the free beards are still up for download (until Sunday) and Beardfluff comics are still available in the store.